Birthday Girl

The world isn’t getting worse. It’s getting better all the time. It’s just that in order for that to happen, we have to learn things about ourselves and about the world we’d prefer not to know.

He goes, “They go to bed with Napoleon Dynamite, but they wake up with Jon Heder.”Don’t forget, he’s also just a boy, standing in front of you…… Read more

Sophie turned seven months old last week.Her favorite toy is her keyboard, on which she spends about an hour a day typing outrageous thoughts. Her other favorite…… Read more

Thoughts on the new Beasties video.Thank god this isn’t that goddamned Ch-Check It Out song.Beasties are the Cher of crossover rap. It’s over. Go home and sit…… Read more

ITEM!Those people on Colonial House just got to the point where the flies are walking around on them … and they don’t even care! My favorite part!