American writer & critic, formerly editorial at Tribune Media & Gawker. Television Without Pity, Tor.com, Austin Chronicle, BuzzFeed & more.
You know, probably, that I used to feel like (A) all the time, but now I find more and more frequently like (B) all the time. As long as we don’t slide into (C) like I did this morning, we’ll be okay.
This post brought to you by a complete lack of creativity or drama.
In other news: We’re developing “Hideous Sex In A Gorgeous Dress” into a documentary-style TV show.
My question to you is: is this a good thing?
YAY!! You updated!!
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<>In other news: We’re developing “Hideous Sex In A Gorgeous Dress” into a documentary-style TV show.<>That is also a good thing, if that’s what you were referring to. If it’s Beyonce, well, you already know my answer to that.Are you thinking about going mockumentary style, or “completely serious/so tragic it’s funny and that’s the scary part” style?Only on a premium channel.
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But how could they have left out the best line? “Do you want some deviled eggs, Jesse?”
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